daemoninwhite:

seeing cap ame2 w my bestie, and the whole cinema is empty except for us. so of course the nest couple that comes in sits in the row in front of us and one seat over. fuck everything.

Literally the entire rest of the theatre and they HAVE to sit right in front of us.

bootslots:

my absolute favorite card in Cards Against Humanity is

image

because of the question mark

we aren’t quite sure if it’s bees

it could be bees

it might be bees

it’s probably bees

but we just can’t be certain as to whether it is or is not bees

(via figbash-the-teetan)

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

(Source: homovikings, via gaytiers)

What if Frozen was an anime series?

What would its OP sequence look like?

Why does this make me laugh so hard

because it’s accurate

(Source: kazaki03, via sublimeabaddon)

queenzwee:

People who say drinking milk is cruel when not milking a cow actually causes them painimage

(via drunkonrose-water)

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi, via theharlequinlady)

laughterkey:

cumaeansibyl:

this is legit btw
I mean, there were folkloric heroes like Robin Hood before the Scarlet Pimpernel, but they didn’t really do the secret identity — people might not have known Robin Hood’s real identity but he wasn’t out living a double life and his costume was just what he and his buds wore in the forest, whereas the Pimpernel was actually doing the exact same thing as Bruce Wayne (pampered aristocrat by day, avenging hero by night)
also I wanna point out that the Scarlet Pimpernel was actually the leader of a league of twenty people also living double lives — Baroness Orczy also invented the first superhero team

Also The Scarlet Pimpernel is goddamned amazing and if you’ve never read it you’re missing out.

laughterkey:

cumaeansibyl:

this is legit btw

I mean, there were folkloric heroes like Robin Hood before the Scarlet Pimpernel, but they didn’t really do the secret identity — people might not have known Robin Hood’s real identity but he wasn’t out living a double life and his costume was just what he and his buds wore in the forest, whereas the Pimpernel was actually doing the exact same thing as Bruce Wayne (pampered aristocrat by day, avenging hero by night)

also I wanna point out that the Scarlet Pimpernel was actually the leader of a league of twenty people also living double lives — Baroness Orczy also invented the first superhero team

Also The Scarlet Pimpernel is goddamned amazing and if you’ve never read it you’re missing out.

(Source: geekmehard, via astronomifier)

americachavez:

the avengers wearing various captain america merchandise to embarrass him but steve will wear their merch unironically because he just wants to support his favorite superheroes.

(via sarcasticfucktard)